Asbestos Salesman

Asbestos Salesman are a slop-obsessed post-punk duo from Southend-on-Sea.

Performing with just vocals and chaotic energy, their mantra is simple: “no instruments, just sludge.”

Their sound blends angular, satirical post-punk with a raw, unpredictable edge that’s as bizarre as it is infectious.

Since their 2025 debut album, they’ve picked up support from indie blogs and BBC Radio 6, building a reputation for manic, must-see live shows.